It is very easy for us expat living in Phuket to see the bottom of Patong. I know I’m often guilty of it myself. While many of us start out in Patong, once we arrive in Phuket, most long-term stayers ends up moving out to one of the Thai areas of the island. We feel like we know better now and we have come. We are familiar with Thailand and we have left behind Patong. We understand that Patong is only a shallow creation designed to extract as much money as possible from gullible tourists. This is not real Thailand. Phuket is a large island full of beautiful sights, charming people. Patong is just the sleazy hole mass tourism. It has so many flaws it’s hard to list them all.
Sometimes I have to slow myself down before I jump on my soapbox about Patong. What I remember is, despite all of Patong’s fault, it is still great fun. I know many will disagree with myself, but one night in Patong can be a great laugh, even for jaded posted.
You can always look strange or unusual sights. There are always things going on. You can meet all kinds of characters and hear all sorts of colorful and crazy stories. There are many people from many backgrounds, all thrown together in this little melting pot, where the normal rules do not quite apply. You can sit back and see the results.
You need to be in the mood to enjoy a night out in Patong. This is especially true if you’re a guy who is not in the market for a female companion. For example, the bypass if you are not in the right mood, then trek to the toilet, trying to block your path and pull you away from all the grabbing female weapons can be annoying. But if you are in a good mood then it is all part of the fun. No matter how fake you know it is, with lots of attractive women push themselves on you and call you hansum is not that bad an experience.
The Patong girls are usually good. There are many charming young women among them. If you clear from the outset that you are not looking for indiscipline, you can do a chat and a laugh with them. If you feel that they have given you some good entertainment then buy them a lady drink to reward them for their time. Of course, if you actually are looking for a quickie then they will probably be happy to oblige.
Still, let’s not ignore errors Patong, since it goes:
* Patong are expensive. This is one of the most expensive places in Thailand.
* Patong Sleazy. That can not be denied. The Go-Gos, sex shows and mass prostitution are there for all to see. Transvestites dancing on the street and scantily clad young women shouting to all passing men.
* The Tuk-Tuk Mafia. You can not make any excuses for the Tuk-Tuks in Patong. They’re ridiculously expensive, they are patrolling on the roads as they own them, and they behave like thugs, if someone challenges them in any way.
* Patong Attracts the worst Thais. I do not think there is any doubt about it. There is a lot of unsavory characters around Patong. The lure of easy money does attract some of the less pleasant characters from all over Thailand. Hustlers and scam merchants harass tourists. Pickpockets look for soft targets. Lady Boys patrol along the Beach Road. Small children are forced to sell flowers around the bars. It’s a long way from the cozy, friendly and respectful Thai people we see in the tourist ads.
* Patong is Noisy. Loud music blares out from the bar after bar, sometimes so close together that you can not even distinguish the songs. Water-skis and power boats roar up and down on the beach and endless traffic is noisy around town.
* Patong is smelly. On still nights, drain odor from Patong overworked hangs over the city.
* Patong is dirty. Trash overflows from bins and alleys. The sea is full of garbage.
The list is long. There is no doubt about it. Patong has a lot of mistakes. Yet I find myself wanting to defend his opponents of Patong. Patong is what it is. Despite all its shortcomings, serves its purpose. This is a party town. People are going to have a good time. They come to get drunk, having a laugh, to see color and some come to play with the girls. This is what it is.
Yes, it’s a bit more expensive than Patong rest of Thailand. But it’s a complaint, you can do about the whole Phuket. The prices reflect the islands of Phuket success. As people and money flow into the island, land prices soar and prices rise.
In fact, in some ways Patong is actually one of the most expensive in Phuket. There are so many bars, restaurants and inns competing together, they have to be competitive. You can find a decent rooms from 500 baht a night. If you go back from the beach road you can find plenty of cheap bars and restaurants. If you go to the trendy bars and clubs around Phuket Town, you’ll find the beer prices are indeed higher than in Patong.
There are some good restaurants around Patong. So many people are going to have a go at running a restaurant that some of them are bound to be good at it. There are some wonderful restaurant locations around the Bay of Kalim. If you search the back streets of Patong, you can find some absolute gems, serves excellent food at reasonable prices. You can also find plenty of stinkers, but this is just one part of the game.
Yes, it’s a little insipid Patong. But it is mostly around the central part of the Bangla Patong Road. There are also many pleasant and stylish bars and restaurants around Patong. Anyway, one of the sleaze Patong attractions. People know that this is one of Patong sites and they want to see it. Even many of the tourists that are not sex tourists like to look at the colorful phenomena around the sex industry. “It is fun and funny to watch. This is usually harmless. Do not I will pretend that there is a downside. This is a nasty underbelly of it all. However, in general, the participants not to harm anyone else, and most are not harming themselves.
Yes, Patong attracting its share of unsavory characters. Again, this is part of the nature of Patong. Bangla Road would not be the same if it was lined with cultured pearls Thai people respectfully waiing passing tourists. The Hustler and the girls are the ones who make Bangla Road buzz. These are the ones that make the stories. She may not be the nicest people, but they do tend to be entertaining.
Yes, it’s Patong smelly and dirty. This is almost inevitable, given the large number of people who cram into the tiny space. Patong infrastructure struggle to keep pace with the increasing demands on them. The roads, electricity, water supply and drain all the strain under the weight of demand. In fact, given the limited infrastructure, I think the authorities do a pretty good job of keeping clean Patong.
Beach and sea can really do a good clean up but I still think that Patong location is pretty amazing. On a clear blue day, the wooded hills that frame his beautiful Patong. The beach is a beautiful 3-km long sand that is perfect for swimming and spectacular views around the two capes is beautiful.
The buzz of jet skis and speed boats are intrusive. The lines of sun-beds do weaken the natural beauty and vendors can be annoying. But holiday-makers know that is a busy Patong beach. They expect actions and operations. If they wanted a quiet beach, they could have chosen another beach.
The tuk-tuks. Select the i cannot really defend the tuk-tuks. They are a blight in Patong. I generally try to avoid them, but I must say that on the occasions I have used them, I have not had a really bad experience. They’re overpriced, but as long as you price in advance to agree and do in a calm manner, they will take you to wherever you want.
So yes, Patong has many errors. Personally I would not want to live there, and I dont even want to visit that often. That certainly does not give an authentic Thai experience. In spite of this, I still like to visit from time to time, because, for all its faults, is Patong still a fun place with lots of action in a beautiful location.
More precisely, if I were planning a holiday to Phuket, Patong is still the place I would choose to base myself. This is the center of nightlife. It has all the amenities you need. This is where it happens. Most of all, it’s fun.